Czar Fredovich was leaving by train (because of the heavy luggage he brought at the beginning of his Russian business engagements) at 9pm, Czars Bonegovich and Madonovich were returning by plane at 8am the next day... therefore they spent a night out after seeing off their royal fellow.
The flight was unexpectedly smooth and there was surprisingly no hassle related to the fact that Czars’ visa were already checked out at the Mongolian border crossing (which the Czars were eventually not allowed to cross anyway) Well, expect for 1 thing: the Czars call it “just another nonsense” - hopefully this was the last one**.
Czar Fredovich’s train journey through Ukraine and Poland (with 12-hour stop-over in Kiev and furthermore changing trains in Przemysl, Krakow and Katowice) was not initially looked forward to, however turned out to be quite adventurous and pleasant end of the voyage.
Some secret sources inform there is going to be certain audio-visual material released in upcoming period, so let’s see what happens.
Long live the Czars:) !
(in the picture: the Czar bell and the Czar cannon)
…oh, sorry, this was actually in the cinema, in front of the restroom
(the mall guards tried to make us leave when the mall was closing down, but because of many other sleepy squatting travellers, they eventually let us stay over till the morning)
** “Russian Federation no”
When Madonovich’s backpack was x-rayed, an old lady in charge spotted an interesting object – 15cm long metal object of supposedly apocalyptic destructive power. Czar Madonovich was ready to fight for his camping gear and requested an English speaker. It took some time. The output of the excited discussion was: “(pointing at the respective aluminium stick) Russian Federation no!” The stick was not sharp, nor explosive or flammable, not big or heavy, nor generally dangerous (definitely not more than knife and fork, also present in the backpack)… “No!”. Although it was accepted on the flight from Irkutsk to Moscow less than 24 hours ago (as well as in Thailand, India, Nepal and some other airports in the past), the answer was still clear: “Russian Federation no!” Another seemingly solid arguments, e.g. the fact the Czars were just about to leave Russia, or that the whole backpack was actually a cargo luggage, not a hand bag, were also refused without any sensible explanation. How logical, how ridiculous, how R. :)
1 comment:
lookin' forward to "audio-visual material released in upcoming period" ;)
R. rulezz :)
HH
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